There were three guys on top...

There were three guys on top of the cn tower, and they met a genie, the genie said I will give you one wish each, what you wish for you will jump off and land in it. the first guy wished to land in gold, so off he jumped and landed in gold, the second guy wished for lots of money he landed in money, the third guy said I wish for,,, Oh man I forget, oh crap, and with out Knowing he landed in a pile of crap.

 

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I think my wife is selling...

I think my wife is selling drugs! Yesterday I was running a little bit late for work and the phone rang. I answered it. Before I could say anything a male voice on the line said, Hey honey is that DOPE gone yet?
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Once there were three construction workers..

Once there were three construction workers. When it was lunchtime one day, they all sat down together.The first one opened his lunchbox and said, "Eeew, turkey! I hate turkey!" So he shot himself with a rivet gun.The second one opened his lunchbox and said, "Eeew, ham! I hate ham!" So he jumped off the building.The third one opened his box and said, "Eeew, mac and cheese! I hate mac and cheese!" So he ran himself over with a bulldozer.At the funeral, their three wives were talking about their lost husbands. The first two were very sad, but the third was rather puzzled.The first wife said, "I thought he liked turkey!"The second one said, "I thought he liked ham!"But the third one was still puzzled. She said, "I thought he packed his own lunch."

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3 ways to have fun with men...

3 ways to have fun with men:1.tell him that this girl he likes wants a kiss2.take out the batteries on the remote and then tell him that a Football game is on3.wait till the first two are complete, then innocently tell him that you thought he knew better.

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What is the best way to get ..

Q:What is the best way to get a man to stop pestering you?

A.Stare at his crotch and laugh.Q:Why do men have to flex their muscles around women so much?

A.Because they have nothing else to brag about.Q:If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

A.YES!!!Q:Why do men never stop to ask for directions?

A.Because they aren`t lost, they just don`t know where they are.

Why do men have to flex ...

Q:Why do men have to flex their muscles around women so much?
A:Because they have nothing else to brag about.

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Why do men think...

Why do men think they`re so superior if they have to become men while women just are?

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